The Business Watchdog Reports
June 11th 2008 02:09
Businesses Stop Here!
Welcome to the first line of defence for the Consumer Market.
If you are a valued customer, please pass on through and be sure to read the warning signs before feeding any of the businesses on display.
If you are a business, I would like to introduce you to the "Business Beagle". This ferocious beastie is going to sniff your product and service offerings for illegal substances. If you are caught breaching our rigorous standards of morals, ethics and social responsibilities then you will be subject to a campaign of public scorn highlighting your contempt for the consumers you profess to covet.
If you know of a business or industry that is in breach of their moral, ethical or social responsibilities, then let us know at the Consumer Border Patrol and we'll put the Business Beagle on that case immediately.
Grrr-Woof!
Welcome to the first line of defence for the Consumer Market.
If you are a valued customer, please pass on through and be sure to read the warning signs before feeding any of the businesses on display.
If you are a business, I would like to introduce you to the "Business Beagle". This ferocious beastie is going to sniff your product and service offerings for illegal substances. If you are caught breaching our rigorous standards of morals, ethics and social responsibilities then you will be subject to a campaign of public scorn highlighting your contempt for the consumers you profess to covet.
If you know of a business or industry that is in breach of their moral, ethical or social responsibilities, then let us know at the Consumer Border Patrol and we'll put the Business Beagle on that case immediately.
Grrr-Woof!
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Comment by Harry
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But seriously fokes -- someone really needs to life the lid on bottled water. It is such a rip-off!